I’m off to view a new possibility in an orange raincoat and white denim….
thatkyle asked: How could you Megg? How's your vacation and sunburn by the way?
All is amazing in “Berryland”
And we weren’t actually in Mexico. My boss (Who hadn’t seen me in weeks, because I work at the studio by myself) asked if we enjoyed our Mexican vacation. Apparently she had gotten confused at something I said and attributed my tan to this imaginary vacation she made up in her mind…
IT WAS NEVER A SUNBURN BTW!
“How were the beaches in Mexico?!”
…I am soooo tan right now…
Anonymous asked: Does your husband write songs about you?!
I think every girl who has ever “been with” a musician daydreams about said musician writing a song about her….
But I don’t think you know how “punk rock” works…
His band plays songs with names like these:
- HUFF GLUE/DRINK BEER
- 30 RACK POGO ATTACK
- HEINOUS CRIMES
Punk rockers seldom write songs about girls they love. Its usually just girls they want to cut into pieces and eat that they write songs about…
In short, NO. Jerkob has never/ will never write a song about me.
(Insert sad wife face here, cuz I would sure swoon over a love song about me…)
TALL GAL PROBS:
This is a dress I bought three seasons ago at Banana Republic. The brand that specializes in “From Office To Dinner” wear.
Umm, look at where that hemline falls. Now name me ONE corporate office that would allow that? Can’t? Neither can I?
I can’t even wear it to work at Banana, cuz its too short for our dress code too!
I’m 5’10”. And my legs are the majority of it. Nothing fits me right.
LONGER HEMLINES GUYS!
Some guy at the gym tried to recruit me to dance at a night club.
Jokes on him, cuz I have 2 left feet, weak ankles, and about as much rhythm as a drunk baby giraffe.
ITS OFFICIALLY SUMMER AT MY HOUSE!
Outfit of the day, because why the hell not?
It’s seventy five degrees and BEAUTIFUL here.
Lounging all day, then drinks with my girl gang.
(long legs win)
Jerkob is jumping back on the band wagon!
its a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
Jake catches me just simply watching him/staring all the time, and he wonders why..
I wish you could see how sunburned I am…
It’s amazingly beautiful here today.
I have homemade rolls in the oven, I’m watching the new episode of Mad Men and I am feasting on a bowl of butternut squash.
Oh, I forgot to mention, all of my windows are WIDE open!
Tara and Aislinn are coming over for dinner and a movie, and my handsome should be home by 8.
Awesome day!
