I love my Jerkob
Jerkob asked me to make him a badger, (and J has NEVER shown any interest in having his own “friend”) so of course I delivered.
But…I kind of love him….a lot.
Also, J just calls him “Badger” but I think he needs a cool name…
Ow ow, fuckity ow..
I’m swollen, and bleeding, and sore. But I got a pint of peppermint ice cream, a quart of Green Smoothie, and Mad Men on repeat. Not to mention Oxycontin and Novocaine.
Oh, and so get this. Whats actually going on is that my left top wisdom tooth is trying to come into place, but my mouth is too small. So it pushed on my back molar until it cracked in half. How nice, huh? So they took my molar out so that my wisdom tooth can fall down into it’s old space. How fun!
because now that I think about what the dentist is about to do to me, I am very scared….and Jake is out of town….
On top of the whole lung infection/bronchitis issue, something terrible is going on with one of my top wisdom teeth, and I am off to get emergency surgery.
Great job at being a body, body. :(
Quick Meghan, mess up Jerk’s hair and try to make a GIF without him noticing!
I didn’t win, but I got a real smile out of it!
Lung Infection made SO MUCH BETTER with the addition of Natalie and Chinese Food!
I have a lung infection and a terrible case of bronchitis.
I’m woozy off of steroids and codeine laced cough syrup.
I have to take the week off of work.
But tonight. I am going to dance around to Vampire Weekend, bake some homemade Mac and Cheese, whip up a pan of Hot Chocolate Brownies, and play Mario Party with my friends.
Fuck you, lung infection! You’re going down!
It may be a bit early to put Chrismukkah lights all over my house…but I LOVE IT!!!!
Stop asking me for my “kik/snapchat/skype/bbm name”
I don’t want to talk to you!
today I learned
"You’re only young once"
can be loosely translated to
"Your butt will never look this good again"
So here is one for the history books
I have a cold, and I sound like a man when I speak.
I own one pair of jeans, and I am wearing them to work today.
Also, I didn’t wash my hair this morning!